the ballad of saint calderilla

so a few weeks ago i was driving to pick up Dimples on a friday
evening, when lo and behold i recieved a text.

"hey, tip, i need a painting. how much do you charge for those?"-him

"first, who is this? second, it depends on what you want."-me

after he identifies himself, we continue.

"we want a picture of our fraternity brother riding a siberian husky
up a field of bluebonnets holding a sword and a baby. there should be
a rainbow around him, and maybe a dragon somewhere in there."-him

at first, i didn't want any part of this, but the more i thought about
it, the more i giggled like a little girl, and the more i giggled, the
more i hoped he and his cronies would acept the price i had quoted,
because i found i really wanted to work on it.

anyway, after some haggling, they accepted, and here it is. i think i
nailed it.

ghost