twice baked

"lucas, what are you doing?"-ghost
"trying to make a baked potato out of a water bottle."-l.h.
::pause::
"i know it sounds sketchy, but give it a minute. it could be legit."-l.h.

"train or dragon?"-ghost
"i'd rather do the train idea. it's more shapesy."-m.b.
"shapesy?"-ghost
"is that a white word?"-the asian

"it's freezing balls."-m.r.
"how would you know? clearly you don't have any."-t.b.
"it's freezing tits."-d.t.

"he's got issues, but he knows how to act. i don't treat him any
differently than i do anyone else."-ghost
"why are there so many retards here?"-d.d.
"dude, that's so wrong."-h.h.
"i mean, is this a special school and no one is telling me? am i retarded?"-d.d.

"are you giving blood at the blood drive tomorrow?"-c.a.
"i can't. i'm lactose intolerant."-b.h.

"i'm so excited to go to warp tour this summer. it's gonna be hot as
satan's balls though."-jeran

"it's because you're asian."-huggy bear
"i've had it up to here with your asian jokes. just because i'm asian
doesn't automatically mean i like anime. i only just watched mulan
last week so shove it."-e.k.

"you know what the greatest invention of all time is, tip?"-n.w.
"a cheeseburger."-ghost
"close. yoga pants."-n.w.

"my mom made me sit through eight hours of storm of the century on
t.v. with her because apparently that builds character."-j.t.

"i don't know. cheetahs are pretty fast. i tried to catch one once."-l.h.
"how'd that go?"-j.h.
"i lost by a landslide."-l.h.

"my eyes feel like they have a.i.d.s."-r.b.

ghost