the state we're in

"you're like the freddy mercury of lesbians."-j.t.

"it's because you're asian."-huggy bear
"i get that a lot."-the asian

"there will be no dream house for you."-boren
"sounds like both my marriages."-ghost
"jeez, tip."-t.r.
"i'm just saying, i've heard this story before."-ghost
"way to destroy the mood, dude."-t.f.

"tiny fridge isn't getting built if you're sitting there with your
head down, begging me to drop red paint in your ear."-ghost
"my arms and legs feel like they're filled with pudding."-boren

"i marked you absent. where have you been?"-ghost
"i had to pay the water bill."-a.g.
"d*mn good excuse. i'll let it slide"-ghost

"i'm carrying colby's baby for like two years now. i'm not getting any
bigger, but i feel a kick every now and then."-jeran
"that's kinda like when i eat mexican food."-ghost
"my butt burns when i eat mexican food."-jeran

"peppermints are the reason God created taste buds."-d.d.

"are you really making that big crappy piece of cheese?"-j.h.
"yes i am. are you really making that crappy wright brothers airplane?
what about that big moose head you started and abandoned sitting over
there taking up space? do we need to talk about that?-n.w.
"what about your donkey you had me rip the legs off of so tip wouldn't
make you finish it?"-j.h.
::pause::
"something you wanna confess, noah?"-ghost
"i really hate you, jacob."-n.w.

in perfectly quiet room: "a dude's balls are weird."-dani

"what is that?"-n.w.
"dr. pepper 10."-ghost
"those are gross."-g.t.
"they grow on you after a while. like a fungus."-ghost
"no, they taste like hooker spit."g.t.

ghost