"i love rachel, but screw rachel's challenge."-g.s. "hey, on a scale from one to ten, how old is your girlfriend?"-j.t. "rape becomes a whole lot easier on opposite day."-m.b.
"when is opposite day?"-ghost
"today."-m.b.
"in that case, you're not an a$$hole."-ghost
"i see what you did there."-j.s. "no, i wouldn't go out with you. you come off as very rapey."-b.h. "emma stone and emma watson need to get together and have a baby."-l.h.
"you do know how procreation works, right?"-ghost "it's bad enough that you describe me as a sun f*cking..."-maddi
"easy now."-the asian
"let's tap the breaks on that."-ghost
"i can't believe i just did that."-maddi
"why are you crying?"-j.t.
"i'm just so shocked."-maddi
"you and me both."-ghost
"i meant to say fun sucking."-maddi
"yeah, well, you failed miserably."-ghost
"look how red her face is."-m.b. "do you want to see my painting? of course you do. it's over there on
the table."-b.h.
"you did the play boy bunny? you did porn? in my class?"-ghost
"it happens."-k.a.
"porn happens?"-ghost
"yes, it ruined my computer."-b.h. "tip, why are we at school today? everyone else is out."-h.b.
"well, i can't speak for you, whitey, but my people have no love for
chris columbus. he was a fraud and a liar. how's he gonna say, 'i
discovered this land,' when we were already living here? uh, no,
dude."-ghost
"i never really thought of it like that."-t.m.
"to tell the truth, we had more respect for the vikings. at least with
them, you knew it was rape and pillage. when you saw their boats
coming up, you knew what they were about. there was none of this let's
act friendly then screw over the natives nonsense."-ghost
"why can't you be a normal person, tip?"-a.m. ghost
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