yes, i know i'm getting too old for this, but...

people always seem so surprised when they're riding around in a car
with a group of their friends, for whatever reason, they decide to
shout obscenities at me as they drive by me in a parking lot, and i
respond by kicking a big dent in their door. i mean really, what do
you think is going to happen?

where i'm from, there are consequences for actions, boys and girls.
yours will be explaining to daddy why there's a dent in his volvo.
mine will be icing my ankle.

mine was worth it.

and no, i wasn't at wal-mart.

ghost