i think it's finally hit me. i need some summer time away from this
place. i've lost my patiance. the morning announcements threaten to
throw me into a rage. just shut up. for the love of all that's decent
and holy, shut your d*mn mouth. the students are not any more lazy or rambunctious than they have been
all year long, but my tolerance is all used up. "yolo, tip."-student
"what did you just say to me?"-ghost
"you need to relax, dude. yolo."-student
"the next time you want to offer up the term yolo to to me to explain
away your tendency for piss poor decisions, you might find the one
life you have ending much sooner than God originally intended."-ghost i'd like very much to meet the guy who coined this yolo nonsense. i'd
junk punch him in his man business.
on a lighter note, here's the last offering of qoutes from the kiddies. "swine flu. that's the asians fault."-d.d.
"asians? why?"-m.b.
"i don't know. it seems all the viruses start over there."-d.d.
"even the black plague?"-m.b.
"actually, i think your people are getting the bad rap on that one."-z.n.
"why?"-m.b.
"why else call it the black plague?"-z.n.
"man, that happened before there were even black people around."-m.b. "it looks like a moose had its way."-madi g
"which way is a moose's way?-boren
"canada."-ghost "yeah, like m.c. hammer."-boren
"yeah, great idea."-the asian
"i pity the fool."-boren
"wow."-the asian
"pop culture fail. that's what that is."-ghost
"that's mr. t, jessica."-the asian
"what did he sing?"-boren
"he didn't. he was an actor."-ghost
"this is an all new low. even for this class."-the asian "she looks like she's having a seizure. and enjoying it."-e.k. "you sound like an old black person. i always hear old black people
talking about chicken."-e.k. a student moving toward her painting:
"i'm going to paint you, bitch."-boren "...and then boom, here comes the rape."-b.h. "i mean really, who wants to be with a guy who rubs corn starch on his
nuts?"-j.h. "i can count to potato. i can totally count to pumpkin."-g.s. ghost
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