in a perfectly quiet room, no one is talking. one boy suddenly blurts
out, "you know, the popcorn button on a microwave makes life so much
easier."-d.l. "i heard he had a boil on his butt."-j.s.
"yeah, i heard he calls it susan."-jeran
"look, tip's laughing so hard he's got tears."-j.s. "i still can't believe your sister is pregnant."-b.h.
"i still can't believe it's not butter."-n.g. "my mom always wanted a potbellied pig."-ghost
"i want a penguin."-t.b.
"do you know how much you'd get laid if you had a penguin?"-d.j.
"dude. i'm not screwing my penguin."-t.b. "what is that, griffin?"-ghost
"i didn't want to draw anything trashy, so i did this."-the asian
"you didn't want to draw anything trashy, so you drew a gorilla
sitting on a toilet?"-ghost
"well, when you say it out loud..."-the asian "why can't frogs have ears? they are so boring."-a.b. i walked into the hall between classes and the first thing i heard
was, "no, i do not want to suck your toe." "if you get paint on my teddy bear, i will rip your f*cking cheeks off."-b.h. "i googled it. it said it can ruin your sex life."-jeran
"you have a tickling addiction?"-r.b.
"i think i do."-jeran "i was so drunk i thought my finger was going to fall off. i woke up
with a bunch of band aids on my fingers and someone else's shirt
on."-b.h. "that's sexier than socks on a rooster."-a.b. "you're so f*cking cute i just wanna beat the sh!t out of you."-jeran ghost
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