believe it or not, someone somewhere is listening to imagine by john lennon. for example, i am.
talk about odds. and dirty minds. ok let's say there are three hundred million people in the u.s. and canada. i'm sure there are more, but let's say three hundred million for a nice round number. for argument's sake let's say a third of them are really old and a third are really young. that leaves a hundred million. one hundred miillion. fifty million couples eligible to be engaged in highly personal situations at any given time.
if the average couple has sex eight times a month, that means there is a one in three and three fourths chance, we'll say one in four, that a particular couple is. so any given day, twelve and a half million couples are going to knock boots in the u.s. and canada. that means 520,833 couples per hour are initiating sex. that means 8,681 couples per minute. one hundred forty five couples per second. every second, 145 pairs of pants are unbuttoned or bras are unclasped.
so if every couple averages fifteen minutes per episode, and incidences of sex are spread evenly throughout the day, that means that as we speak, 130,215 couples are getting it on. in the u.s. and canada.
as to what the odds are that one of those couples is listening to imagine while they are having sex, i have no idea. i do know that i am not.
damn, i'm lonely.
ghost
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